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Alt. Account

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hottub johny
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hottub johny This whole album is amazing. This songs intro and first verse hit home. Such timeless work. I ride for this band. Favorite track: Username.
Girl Mutt
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Girl Mutt I cannot stop. I love these words
digboye
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digboye heartfelt!!! love this album to death.. Favorite track: Hollister Henleys.
renny
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renny 100% best album of the decade not even close. Favorite track: Your Clothes Without You in Them.
koriome
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koriome remembering those youtube videos you made a long time ago: the album Favorite track: Hollister Henleys.
sk4444
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sk4444 this entire album is just so much fun. there's so much variety, it's mainly poppy and melodic, then it's sad and heavy. i listen all the way through and feel everything inside my brain. Favorite track: Hot, Young Doctors.
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1.
Do your hair in the mirror While I make you To-go coffee and a plain breakfast food I'm still yawning while you tie up your shoes You go to class and now I’m out of things to do I think I’ll fight with my acoustic on the couch Or take pictures of the cats around the house If only you could see me now And your days will be Full of hot, young doctors With their postures correct Trading glances in halls And you’ll fit right in Yeah, you’ll feel so at home Back at home, I’ll just be listening to Records in sweatpants The laundry’s halfway done and the whole house smells like dishes I’m still wearing the same outfit I woke up in You walk through the front door smiling At the man-child in your kitchen I’d do anything for you but I don’t think anyone can do much About me And your days will be Full of hot, young doctors With their postures correct Trading glances in halls And you’ll fit right in Yeah, you’ll feel so at home Back at home, I’ll just be listening to Records in sweatpants (The Sega Genesis. This is the main competitor of NES and Super Nintendo. See, the Sega Genesis came out in 1989. The Sega Genesis urged Nintendo into making a Super Nintendo console, um, which had- which, as well, had 16-bit graphics but they were a bit more polished than the Sega Genesis’) And your years will be Full of hot, young doctors With their postures correct And their collars in check And you'll fit right in Yeah, you'll feel so at home Back at home, I'll just be Staring at our record collection Don't even know what to play
2.
LO/FO 02:41
How could I have known that you have a PhD In everything under the sun, you’re a prodigy at Age 23, you really got it down Blow the lid off the whole operation ‘Cause nothing’s finished till you work in your opinion My bad, my bad, I meant to say fact I’m dumb, won’t you cut me some slack How often do you disinfect your phone When you talk, talk, talk your shit all the way from home I’m in your orbit, I’m getting so smart The more I hang around with you, the more I know about art And what it means, and how to do it right Cause there’s a wrong way, I wish you’d show me how to write How often do you disinfect your phone When you talk, talk, talk your shit all the way from home It’s hard to make me angry but you do a bang-up job Good luck finding catharsis when you think that you’re on top You want so badly for my jaw to drop It’s hard to make me angry but you do a bang-up job Good luck finding catharsis when you think that you’re on top You're always waiting for my jaw to Log out Fuck off Log out Fuck off
3.
I have a tendency to treat everyone Like they’re older than me I swear I was sweating at senior prom last week I watch strangers look at me And pinpoint my insecurities I hold a sign that screams I’ve already peaked And I’m talking to people who have no real issue with me As if I gotta bend over backwards just to be perceived, positively Does anyone on earth feel like a human I’m stuck in the past while my future is looming I just need to know how much further to go Till I start to feel more okay with the death of my youth I muster a joke at a bonfire in South Michigan Get talked over by dicks in their Hollister henleys, way back in grade 10 I just feel like I’m locked out the bathroom again At my 12th birthday party while kids read my diary Inside, oh I learned a lesson that week I’ll be there for you but like hell will I trust you with me And I’m talking to people I pay to fix issues in me I keep running in circles, my brain is the lock and the key, but it won’t set me free Does anyone on earth feel like a human I’m stuck in the past while my future is looming I just need to know how much further to go Till I start to feel more okay with the death of my youth And I’m trapped in nostalgia, I only spend money On things that remind me of being kid I’m chugging black coffee in work parking lots Fifteen minutes after I was due for my shift I’m bracing myself for the whiplash that’s coming When I finally grow up and leave undergrad I’m scared that the good stuff is over and What’s next is bad Does anybody else feel like a robot? I’m stealthing through life till the day I get caught and I’ve Fully succumbed, my impulses numbed I’ve withdrawn all spontaneity I’m done Does anyone on earth feel like a human I’m stuck in the past and my future is looming I just need to know how much further to go Till I start to feel more okay with the death of my
4.
Bad Bets 03:38
I gave everyone So much time To learn I'm all wrong All the signs Point to lack of depth Stunted perspective Late bloomers make it eventually How long can you give me You got used to it My swift mouth Guaranteeing that If you leave me be I'll work things out I promised you I'd grow up soon But grown ups fuck up big time too I'm living breathing proof Don't know what you're talking about Just made a couple bad bets It doesn't hurt at all That all my childhood friends got rich Life will get easy when I just land one of these hits I get knocked out in the first round Designate myself as the last pick I need to change the way I Operate subconsciously but I'm not responsible for Who or what messed me up so I'll project warnings to you As if that's adequate enough Fixing myself is tough And it's not my fault so I don't wanna Don't know what you're talking about Just made a couple bad bets It doesn't hurt at all That all my childhood friends got rich Life will get easy when I just land one of these hits I get knocked out in the first round Designate myself as the last pick (I need to change the way I Operate subconsciously but I'm not responsible for Who or what messed me up so I'll project warnings to you As if that's adequate enough Fixing myself is tough And it's not my fault so I don't wanna)
5.
Jewelry 02:00
6.
Minnow 03:37
In a different house every night of the weekend And a shape-shifting cast full of temporary friends I've waited all day to dive straight off the deep end Learn lyrics to music I hate just to fit in Neither a villain or a hero Using a toilet as a pillow He's fine he's still just a minnow Drinks like one, oh we all know All my creative energy is used for Tricking my brain outta thinking I'm done for I'll write more music, I swear that I'll punch in When I gain back my executive function Neither a villain or a hero Using a toilet as a pillow He's fine he's still just a minnow Drinks like one, oh we all know If it’s fun then it’s fine then it’s fine then it’s fun I can’t stand still I can’t keep calm I wanna be fun I wanna be fun Fun Fun I get overwhelmed as it is I get overwhelmed quite enough I get overwhelmed every day I feel comfortable once a month I get overwhelmed as it is I get overwhelmed quite enough I get overwhelmed every day I feel comfortable once a month (Neither a villain or a hero Using a toilet as a pillow He's fine he's still just a minnow Drinks like one, oh we all know)
7.
Username 03:15
We got on for different reasons We got off at different stops You were active like you should be I was acting like a cop When I left my amp in Jersey Figured it was just my luck Silent breakdown in the backseat When your username came up I got lost and I’m sorry I know things were too far gone I got lost and I’m sorry I know things were too far gone I’ve been absent since it happened You can hear it in my voicemails I’m not quite sure how you want me to feel When you say it was never real I’ll get on for messed up reasons I’ll get off just to get off I will self-destruct online I’ll be seen drinking from a trough You’re in my throat and I can’t cough I got lost and I’m sorry I know things were too far gone I got lost and I’m sorry I know things were too far gone And my towels are stained blue From the times you dyed your hair I stopped washing my face now that No one else is here to care When I brushed my hands across your back So that you could fall asleep Anyone could guess I did that Cause it equally helped me Oh, I got lost and I’m sorry I know things were too far gone I got lost and I’m sorry I know things were too far gone
8.
Every time you breathe, Your name is in the news I wish you were a mess At least a little blue Any little lie Pick it like a fruit Rotten every time And still, I still pursue I see you here, now and then Your clothes without you in them Several years have gone I’m grateful that they do But when it all goes wrong It all points back to you I saw you at a bar Your body full of booze I look different now But still, I know you knew I wish that I could re-hem Your clothes without you in them You act completely different From the person I knew back then If you wanted to say something to me You would have right there and then You would have by now If you wanted to speak to me at all Then you would have right there and then You would have by now If you wanted to say something to me You would have right there and then You would have by now If you wanted to speak to me at all If you planned on seeing my face again Then you wouldn’t have been so surprised When I saw you out in public
9.
He gets up and makes his matchbox bed Puts on his little clothes and toasts his small bread Perfect temperature coffee, sipping out of a golf tee He knows his place, he knows how little space he takes Today he made a little mistake To him, its size feels oh-so-great He cries all day and night, he doesn’t recognize It doesn’t matter, he can start all over later Every day, we start from scratch And what we do is where we’re at Every night, we count our pay And sometimes we don’t do so great But all that matters in the end is How we feel about the time we spend Don’t trap yourself already You got this, oh you’re ready Last night he drank eleven drinks His friends all hate how highly of alcohol he thinks He wakes up pukin’, vodka smell on his skin Sent home from work, they think he’s wasted It isn’t over Until it’s really over Every day, we start from scratch And what we do is where we’re at Every night, we count our pay And sometimes we don’t do so great But all that matters in the end is How we feel about the time we spend I know that life got heavy You got this, oh you’re ready Every time we fuck up big Someone’s out there to fuck up with Every time we lose our shit Someone’s on their fourth or fifth Episode of total loss Sudden catastrophic costs As long as we all understand There is no such thing as plans We do everything we can And still fall off the caravan Any time you feel that way Just reach out, I promise it’s okay Every day, we start from scratch And what we do is where we’re at Every night, we count our pay And sometimes we don’t do so great But all that matters in the end is How we feel about the time we spend I know that life got heavy You got this, oh you’re ready (YouTube sample) "You will be remembered, and we all love you"

about

Throughout Alt. Account, we're faced with Nick Zander's many insecurities and flaws––Equipment is, after all, a band formed around his songwriting, and brought to new heights with the addition of guitarist Jacob Scott, bassist Ellie Hart, and drummer Jake Pachasa. Similar to some of his inspirations like Jeff Rosenstock, Rivers Cuomo or Dan Campbell of The Wonder Years, Nick looks at his peers in high-paying jobs and wonders if he made the right decision chasing his music dream instead. He spends the majority of Alt. Account playfully poking at this imbalance and its many nuances, constantly flowing between being a mental health hot mess and a cool, calm, and collected sort of chaos.

At various points on Alt. Account, a 12-year-old Zander can also be heard talking about LEGO stop-motions and the Sega Genesis; these are samples taken from his childhood YouTube gaming channel that he started in 2008, before the platform truly took off. It speaks to the many versions of ourselves we can be in our lifetimes, our own alt accounts––a concept that Equipment's bold new record embraces head-on.

During the album's writing process, Zander was diagnosed with bipolar II; his first medication is seen on the cover of Alt. Account, and the insomnia it gave him led to the creation of the majority of this album. Today he views the resulting album as a celebration of the fact that he's now tamed the instability of his initial diagnosis, a sign of hope for those in the thick of figuring their own patterns out.

-Jamie Coletta

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released September 29, 2023

Produced by Steven Blake Warstler

Songs by Nick Zander

Nick Zander - Guitar, lead vocals, keys, synths, samples
Jacob Scott - Bass, vocals
Jake Pachasa - Drums

Tori Scott - Vocals on tracks 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9

Dondré Cook - Trumpet on track 3
Patrick Dillinger - Trombone on track 3
Christopher Jeffer - Double bass on track 4

Artwork by Gina “Jade”
Cover photo by Nick Zander

Self released on our own record label.
Klepto Phase 2023

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